So as some of you may know I recently had back surgery which means I can't bend over very well. This has gotten me into a little bit of trouble due to a recent project I'm working on. I ordered some knock off chemion glasses and was part way through taking them apart to put into a paintball mask for a riot cosplay when I realised my non existent finger nails couldn't quite pry open a panel on the side. This didn't seem like much of an issue to me so I went to go get a knife. I chose a cheese knife since it was the smallest and went back to work only to realise that it was TOO GODDAMN THICCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I thought about it for a while and decided to use some sculpting knives (the smallest knives I own) which were under my bed, to open it. Key words under my bed!!!!

You see, I couldn't just ask someone to get them for my. There's no way they would come back alive from that labyrinth even if they did find them. So I started squatting like it was leg day to try and reach the box, which I did by some miracle. So I started pulling. Then it dawned on me. The surgery had made me about as strong as my yellow paint (it's not very strong). So here I am, starring at a warzone on my desk, contemplating existence itself.

Oh and did I mention that I dropped one of the screws onto my stainless hardwood floor. Hardwood floors that haven't been stained have lots of visible knots making it stupidly hard to find anything you drop.

So can I get an F in the chat for that one screw and thanks for getting this far into my vent essay, it's much appreciated.

Edit: turns out if you smack the glasses against your desk hard enough the panels come out.