So I'm sure you are all aware of the Coronavirus, if not then go back under your rock Patrick. And I'm just wanting to remind you all not to go out like absolute idiots into places with full on quarantine or anywhere that you are at risk without a valid reason. That includes going to the shop for "essentials" that are really just an excuse so you can go outside and try and act cool. If you need to go outside then try and get a face mask!!!!! But you probably don't have to bother with gloves if you've got soap and water on hand. And no Coronavirus isn't some kind of conspiracy you neckbeards.
In short just don't do anything stupid guys.
I recommend the Coronavirus prevention animation for what to do:
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Ok for all you tea drinkers out there, Britain just went into full lock down so if any of you go outside and break the law, I'm sending Quiche over there to sort you out!